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9 Signs of being a swinger

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Okay, just for fun... we have found a couple of articles with 'signs to indicate whether you are a swinger or not'. We picked out the 9 most 'serious' ones. Please feel free to complete this list. Let's go for 51 ;-)

  1. Your know your friends only by their first names. And most of your friends are couples. And you know them better in their birthday suits than with clothes on.
  2. You are wearing wristbands. Particular ones, of course.
  3. In your suitcases there are outfits not to be worn at a regular convention. And you already know some couples in the area you visit!
  4. You have a wide collection of toys, lubes and lingerie. And a special closet to keep them.
  5. Vanilla? That's more to you than a flavor! And a Unicorn is more than a mythological animal.
  6. On the floor of your bedroom are more clothes than you and your spouse can wear.
  7. You are not jealous when your partner has sex with other people. In fact, you enjoy watching!
  8. You go to places as Andalusië, Cancun and Hedo. And lie about the name of your hotel.  
  9. You know more about an online profile than the average Social Media user. And your Facebook profile looks different ;-).

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+40 #1 Sxcstrangers 2016-02-21 18:34
You have to explain to your kids why mommy and daddy take an overnight bag when they are just going out to dinner.
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+12 #2 Westsidestory 2016-02-22 05:08
If you have left over liquor from the BYOB on premise swingers club you have to peel off the membership number so nobody will know if you serve drinks to family at your home.
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+17 #3 Awholottafun 2016-02-22 21:34
The last names of everyone in your phone contacts seem to be identical to the city they live in
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+3 #4 Vivorisusamore 2016-02-22 22:23
You and your friends are fully engaged , You heard the front door open and shut hours earlier than expected, SO, whichever of the parents is the fastest at getting dressed goes out to greet college kid AND and divert attention... "Honey, we thought you were going to text us when leaving to come home!" Meanwhile everyone else is scrambling around trying to dress and tidy up.....then APPEAR like what was just going on wasn't. If this has happened more than a couple of times, you are probably swingers.....
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+6 #5 rapidpulse 2016-02-23 11:34
You don't feel guilty waking up next to someone who ISN'T your spouse.
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+8 #6 strippersrock 2016-02-23 14:14
There are phone numbers in your contacts and you can't recall who the hell they are or how those numbers magically got into your phone. When they text and you don't recall who they are, you pull the old "I got a new phone and not all the contacts transferred."
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+4 #7 Sxcstrangers 2016-02-23 20:44
Quoting Awholottafun:
The last names of everyone in your phone contacts seem to be identical to the city they live in

Great idea....going to use that!
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+5 #8 Westsidestory 2016-02-24 03:43
The wife's closet is divided by swinger club clothes and shoes and regular vanilla clothes and shoes.
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+4 #9 Preciouspresent 2016-02-26 11:49
You have to correct yourself regularly when you end a Work e-mail with xxx
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+7 #10 LesterMcQueen 2016-03-03 01:57
You find condoms tucked into every jacket and suitcase in your house.
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+8 #11 Trulytwisted 2016-03-04 23:28
You and your spouse giggle when the neighbor refers to the neighborhood bar-b-cue as a "house party"!!!
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+7 #12 HungSexyGuy 2016-03-11 01:17
Hmm... my contacts all seem to work for a company with the initials SDC or similar....
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0 #13 Klau 2016-03-17 02:11
The girls have very tiny bikini marks to show off when she is having a good night!!!
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0 #14 Westsidestory 2016-03-21 04:37
Wife and I both ensure that we are completely shaved with no stubble down there before going out to the swingers club.
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0 #15 Wise_lady_here4U 2016-04-04 00:42
Quoting rapidpulse:
You don't feel guilty waking up next to someone who ISN'T your spouse.

Don't let people who value family get misleaded by your comment. Well, if i were you, of course i would feel guilty. After a one night stand with swinger, waking up next to a stranger and just thinking of my significant other is making a meal for me and my kids at home. That feels hollow and sick.. :( Swing is a lifestyle, to make my relationship sparkle and enjoy with my partner. Not a selfish satisfying needs match ;)
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+1 #16 Sunmoonstar 2016-04-07 20:37
You know 3 David's who work for a company called SDC and have weird last names like FitFun
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0 #17 Jasonandleia 2016-04-14 23:58
When you use your real first names on your profile with face pictures. Jason and Leia.
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+1 #18 cunninglips 2016-04-22 21:22
You're the only guy in the locker room with no pubic hair.

Your gynecologist wonders why you're asking for birth control when he knows that your husband has had a vasectomy.

You are constantly encouraging your kids to spend the weekend at friends' houses.

Before introducing them to your visiting family, you pull your friends aside and say, "OK, here's how we know each other..."

The first thing you do checking into a hotel is to ask for a lot of extra towels.

You giggle at the golf course when someone asks if they can join your foursome.

The employees fight to take your order at the One Hour Photo.
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