‘Sorry, I’m sucking on a dildo’

March 27 2013 - In News

Police officers in Trenton, Michigan received a 911 call last Monday morning reporting that in Elizabeth Park ‘a subject in a silver cars was sucking on a dildo’. Upon investigation, Sergeant Steve Allen located a Ford Fusion. He approached and noted "a flesh-colored dildo" on the passenger seat, according to the police report. When he asked the 67-year-old driver what he was doing the man replied, "Sucking on a dildo, I'm sorry."

The driver also admitted to “having a problem with sex toys,’ Allen added in the police report. The man was arrested on a charge of disorderly contact and detained in custody ahead of a district court appearance. As for the whereabouts of the dildo, cops noted that it was ‘confiscated and tagged as evidence #794’.

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